Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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