some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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