Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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