You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My vagina just recognized that song.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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