My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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