I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize