Someone shit on the floor
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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