I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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