Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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