Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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