I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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