I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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