I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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