i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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