omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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