If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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