the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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