I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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