you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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