dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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