He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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