So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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