If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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