Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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