Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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