I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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