i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
