There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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