there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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