Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
They have beer where we have blood.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
