seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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