Can Purell be used as lube?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Is it because I queefed?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize