Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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