she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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