If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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