She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
