your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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