id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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