You really coming over, don't trick.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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