Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
there is glitter all over my balls
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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