Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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