Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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