You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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