so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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