Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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