belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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