You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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