I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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