He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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