who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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