are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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