Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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