ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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